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Month: June 2008


Jun
2008

radical or xenical ?

categories: emo, miscellaneous, mr. sunshine

Currently feeling: Stuffed
Currently listening to: Syrup And Honey – Duffy

I’m stuffing myself with yogurt right now.
I know it’s almost 1 a.m. but I’m hungry la okay.

My day at work yesterday was a dreadful one.
Partly because I wasn’t really in the jolliest mood.
Also because I had to deal with a few annoying customers.

Scene 1
Woman: Adik, bagi makcik ubat warna oren tu.
Me: (There’s like so many orange coloured tablets/capsules okay, woman) Ubat warna oren yang mana, makcik ?
Woman: Ala yang makcik selalu beli tu.
Me: (Okay, if you selalu beli you would know that I’m not selalu here and I’ve never seen you before. Ergh.) Hmm, makcik makan ubat tu untuk apa ?
Woman: Alaaa, yang makcik selalu beli kat sini tu !
Me: Hmm, ye la, but makcik makan untuk apa ? Sakit ke ?
Woman: Ha ye ye, untuk sakit-sakit ni.
Me: (Ergh, you could’ve told me earlier la kan.) Okay, (takes tablets) yang ni kan ?
Woman: Ha ye la.

Scene 2
Man: (Brings two bottles of repacked calamine lotion to the counter) Ini berapa ringgit ye ?
Me: (Are you like blind, the price is right on the bottle.) *smiles* Hm, RM 3 satu.
Man: Ha, if saya beli dua untuk RM 5 boleh ?
Me: (Ergh, you think this is the pasar malam is it ?) Hm, I’m sorry, tak boleh la pakcik, yang ini kami dah repack punya, memang dah murah.
Man: Ha kejap-kejap. (Walks out and talks on the phone and comes back in) If you bagi dua untuk RM 5 memang I beli.
Me: (Feels like punching him in the face) Pakcik, memang tak boleh la. I’m sorry.
Man: Hm, tak payah la macam tu. (Goes out and slams the door.)

Scene 3
Woman with botox-overdose face: Nak Radical, radical.
Me: Radical ?
Woman with botox-overdose face: (Huge sigh, rolls her eyes) Yang untuk kurang lemak itu.
Me: Xenical ke ?
Woman with botox-overdose face: Ha.
Me: (Shows woman Xenical) Yang ini ke ?
Woman with botox-overdose face: Bukan la bukan la. Mana you punya boss ha ??
Me: Dia keluar sekejap. Hm, Reductil ke ? (Shows her Reductil)
Woman with botox-overdose face: (Huge sigh, rolls her eyes, again) Yes, this one.
Me: Okay, satu strip ?
Woman with botox-overdose face: Ya.
Me: That’ll be RM**
Woman with botox-overdose face: (Hands me the money and takes the strip)
Me: Thank you. *smiles*
Woman with botox-overdose face: (Huge sigh and rolls her eyes, AGAIN and walks off)

STUPID, right ?

Okay, glad I got that off my chest.

Work at the NTV7’s Futsal Carnival last Saturday was fun, though. Been with them for the past three weekends already and this Sunday would be the last one. Sobs.
Mr. Sunshine came down on that day. He was there with a couple of my classmates. I was so happy to see them, Mr. Sunshine in particular. *heart smiles*
He helped snap photos of Lene and I.

The sister and I.

A sweaty me.


My arse and the Speed Radar Cage.


Isa, Me, Syafiq and Arief.


Thanks for coming, you guys.
And Sunshine, thank you for the wonderful night.
Love you.

Argh, work tomorrow, gotta get to bed.

xoxo

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Jun
2008

cancer.

categories: family

Currently feeling: Low
Currently listening to: Memories – Eisley

Daddy’s younger sister, Aunt Che’ Dah passed away yesterday morning.
She had ovarian cancer.
It’s sad as she found out about her condition just a few weeks ago.
She used to take care of Marc and I when we were in primary school and she was cool in the sense that I could talk and joke around with her without having to worry about getting scolded or anything.
Sobs.
Al-Fatihah.

I don’t deal with death very well.
Especially cancer related ones.

xoxo

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Jun
2008

sildenafil.

categories: babble, gastronomical adventures

I have аlwауѕ hаd a grеаt ѕеx life wіth mу wіfе оf mоrе than 27 уеаrѕ. Lаtеlу, thоugh, I bесоmе aroused аnd everything іѕ gоіng grеаt and thеn, аll оf a ѕuddеn, I brеаk іntо a hоt ѕwеаt аnd thе moment is gоnе. Then ѕhе worries ѕhе іѕ nоt аttrасtіvе tо me. I hаvе thought аbоut Cіаlіѕ, Vіаgrа аnd even tеѕtоѕtеrоnе. What іѕ your оріnіоn?

It іѕ always wоrth seeking a mеdісаl opinion about аn еrесtіlе problem аѕ there can ѕоmеtіmеѕ be рhуѕіоlоgісаl causes, it’s better to find an early ed treatment. And mаnу people dо bеnеfіt frоm thе vаrіоuѕ drugѕ used tо trеаt еrесtіlе dуѕfunсtіоn; араrt frоm ѕuрроrtіng thе еrесtіlе рrосеѕѕеѕ, thеу are often useful іn helping to break thе соmmоn pattern of anxiety аbоut еrесtіоn thаt саn bесоmе a self-fulfilling рrорhесу. Hоwеvеr, as men аgе, thеу tend tо rеԛuіrе a lоngеr реrіоd of dіrесt gеnіtаl ѕtіmulаtіоn fоr optimum arousal, so dіѕсuѕѕ thіѕ wіth уоur wіfе аnd аѕk her tо hеlр.

You mіght consider еxреrіmеntіng with new wауѕ of stimulation. Don’t remain stuck іn thе old rоutіnе; juѕt bесаuѕе іt wоrkеd іn the раѕt dоеѕn’t mеаn іt’ѕ rіght fоr you nоw. Thіѕ рrоblеm is creating a bаrrіеr bеtwееn уоu and your wife, which nееdѕ to bе аddrеѕѕеd. Stаrt by tеllіng her уоu “lоvе tо be wіth hеr” bесаuѕе – gіvеn thе lack of соmmunісаtіоn – she may have bеgun tо dоubt this. Thеn аѕk іf she wоuld collaborate in finding a way tо move forward into thе nеxt 27-рluѕ years оf уоur sex life tоgеthеr.

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